do they put something in the water here?

water? we ran out of that 6 months ago.

then what do you drink?

you know, ketchup, soy sause, gravy, the usual

i only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally straw berry smoothies

did-you-kno:

Source

vgfm:

Sonic X basically took all of the stupid things from the 3D Sonic games and amplified them even further.  Case in point…

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

officialunitedstates:

a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”

shagrel:

"Amanda and I only had enough coin to buy half the elixir we needed. Even that’s all gone now, and there’s nothing to do but wait. We’re very sick and there’s no place above to hide from the city watch. They’re breaking into houses all over our district. So we’ll stay here and share the last hours together. Our fire will keep the rats away, but they’ll inherit this city.

—Damien”

teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
388,792 plays

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

coelasquid:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

Where are my made-to-order Rutger Hauers?

coelasquid:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

Where are my made-to-order Rutger Hauers?

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

usagi-sansdoodles:

OMG OK SO WHAT DO THE GHOULS EAT IN TOKYO GHOUL?
RAWMEN

catbountry:

rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

SHIT

catbountry:

rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

SHIT

nagisa-you-little-shit:

jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH

Watashiwa came out to have a sugoi time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

nagisa-you-little-shit:

jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH

Watashiwa came out to have a sugoi time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

bombing:

"for my science fair project i did an experiment to see if i could bring back the bubonic plague and—"

[men in hazmat suits break down door yelling QUARANTINE]

[principal quickly slaps an A+ on my project before being tackled]

darning-socks:

Birds of a feather.