Some shows just aren’t worth the consequences.
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
damn orange is the new black is crazy af
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING
IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH
i was afraid to click on it but i’m glad i did
This went exactly as I wanted it to.
This will never not be funny
plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years
plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe
plot twist: someone will kiss me
That was definitely a plot twist.
You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do. You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever. You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business